- Person: Rape is just surprise sex.
- Me: Killing you would just be giving you a surprise nap.
I would just like to say fuck you to everyone who made me feel inadequate growing up and ruining my self esteem for years. You all suck and I’m glad I don’t talk to any of you any more.
the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
im poor ill try it
ooohhh i have to try this